Pidgeons

So I get weird calls a lot at work. Today was very sweet but strange. A hotel guest was concerned about a pidgeon sitting on an overhang above her room. He wasnt moving and she was worried someone would hurt him.

"how do you get a pidgeon off a roof?"

I was like...ummm well I would just leave him there. If you cant reach him he's probably safe from others. She thought he was sick but unfortunantly orange county animal services will only come out for stray dogs and cats (and honestly they expect you to bring them in).

But yeah how DO you get a pidgeon off a roof???

Photo: my view from clinic as I play reception for the day.